You Know You’re Fat When…

I noticed awhile back that I had cracked the plastic part of my drivers side seat before I started working out at Better Bodies… and it got me to think of Jeff Foxworthy. Then I started looking at other answers from people when asked: “You Know You’re Fat When” and thought I would post their answers along with mine here for your reading pleasure. Please e-mail me if you have one that you would like me to include. Enjoy!

1- You break your seat in your car

2- You get the sheets caught in your fat rolls when making the bed

3- Your waiter hands you your menu and you say “Okay”

4- You start sweating corn oil

5- You use a microwave as a beeper

6- The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

7- You have to use a mattress for a tampon

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